Top 10 Things to do in the Moscow Boonies on the Weekend

10 - Get new Spoon tracks from your buddy via The Internets.
9 - Play with the doggie.
8 - Eat spicey wings and baked potatoes.
7 - Listen to Baby81
6 - Read back editions of Time's 100 Most Influential People.
5 - Send messages on Myspace and Facebook to your friends about every minute detail about the ways you're passing each and every half hour.
4 - Sit in the sunshine and work on your tan.
3 - Write club hits.
2 - Watch TCM to nearly religious proportions.
1 - Stream every episode of The Office (American) until you've seen them all.


So if you're still bored, well... then, I can't help you.